Thursday, April 30, 2015

Easyload Bhej Diya Krien

Mister Pathan:
A Very Serious Mssg
Khud B Amal Kren
Or
Dusron Ko B Send Krein
Plz Subah K Wqt
Good Morning
K Msg Na Bejha Karien.

Balkay

Easyload
Bhej Diya Krien

Morning Khud Hi Good Hou Jaye Gi

(‘,’)What An
<) )> Idea Yara
_/ /_ Is K Uper Amaal Kr Dala Toh

Life Jhingaa Laala.

Pathaan Ne Bakra Kharida

Pathaan Ne Bakra Kharida
Raat Ko Us K Betey Ne Bakray Ki GNd Maar Di
Pathaan Masla Poochne Molvi K Paas Gaya
Molvi: Ab Ye Sadqay K Laaiq Nahi Raha
2 Din Baad Molvi Ne Poocha
Kya Kiya Us Bakrey Ka
Pathaan: Wo Ham Ne Iss
Kaam K Ly Rakh Liya Hai
(‘.’)> 0 Tadi /)( Pein Nu _/\_ Pathaano.

1 Pathaan Cinema mai movie Deakh Raha Thaa




1 Pathaan:Cinema mai movie deakh Raha Thaa

Film Mai 1 Shair Dowarty Howay Araha Thay

Pathaan Ne Dekha Tu Dar Gia
Owr Apni Chadir KaNdhy Paa Dal Ker Bhaagnay Laga
Logoun Nay Kaha: Khan Sahib Maat Daro
Yaah Tu Film Hai

Pathaan: Woh Tu Mujh Ko Bhi Pata Hai Kay Yai Film Hai
Lekin Wo Tu Janwar Ha
Usko Kiya Pata.

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.


Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Mere Sapno Ki Rani

MUJH SY SHAADI KERO GAY?



MUJH SY SHAADI KERO GAY?


Girl :- Mujh sY shaadi kero gy?

Pathan :- Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

"Ammi ny Abbu se ki",

:Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki",
'Baji ny Behnoi se",

Pathan ki Maa pathan se


Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;













"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"


GOOD MORNING

Monday, April 6, 2015

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha

Ek addmi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha,
  "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"

Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on",

Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta..